I Don’t Do Perky – Black Tote Bag
I Don’t Do Perky

I Don’t Do Perky – Tote Bag


This tote bag proves that not everyone is cut out for perkiness. In fact, some people find it downright irritating. Let them know right away you have no intention of brightening their day, with this design which reads “I Don't Do Perky”.

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Product Description

Our 100% cotton tote bags come in three sizes to best suit your needs.

  • Our Oversize Canvas tote bags have plenty of room to carry everything else you need when you are on the go (they include a bottom gusset and extra long handles for easy carrying).
  • Our lightweight cotton tote bags are ideal for smaller chores, such as carrying books and nicknacks.
  • Our black, denim, and red medium cotton tote bags are a great way to keep notebooks, important papers and other useful tools close at hand.

Variation Information & Dimensions


  • Material: 12 oz cotton twill (canvas) fabric
  • Size: 20″w x 15h” x 5″d
  • Shade: Natural Cotton / Beige
  • Brand: Port Authority
  • Handle: 21.5″ reinforced self-fabric
  • Full side and bottom gusset
  • Machine washable


  • Fabric/Style: 100% natural cotton
  • Bag Length, Width: 15.25″w x 15.75″h
  • Bag Depth: Not Gusseted
  • Handle: 21″ long x 1″ wide cotton web handles


  • Fabric/Style: 12-ounce cotton twill
  • Bag Length, Width, Height: 14″w x 14″h x 3″d
  • Cubic Inches: 588
  • Handle: 19.5″ long x 1″ wide cotton web handles

PLEASE NOTE: Designs are on ONE SIDE ONLY by default. If you want the design on both sides (which you can select under Tote-Options), there is an additional $3.00 fee. You can select “Both Sides” as an option. Please e-mail us with any questions BEFORE you order.

Estimated ship time: Arrives in 4 – 7 business days U.S.
(International orders please allow for extra transit time)
Ship method: USPS
Will ship to: United States, International

See a T-Shirt design you’d like on a tote bag?

With very few exceptions, most of our Floozees Doozees designs are available on Tote Bags and Yard Flags, as well. If you see a design on one of our T-Shirts which you would like on a Tote Bag or Yard Flag, please write us for more information about custom work. We do not charge an extra fee to put our t-shirt designs on Tote Bags and Yard Flags for you.

SKU 15050801
I Don’t Do Perky – Tote Bag

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Additional Information

Weight 0.5 lbs

Black Tote, Denim Tote, Lightweight Tote, Oversize Canvas Tote, Red Tote


One Sided, Two Sided (+ $3.00)


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