We’re fond of our mothers here at Floozees Doozees. Your mother was your first friend. She’s the one stands by you no matter how badly you screw up. And somehow you never realize, until she’s gone, that any concept you had of “home” was centered around your mother. Even Dad will tell you that!
With that in mind, we’ve never celebrated our mothers on just one day a year. We always try to have a Mothers’ Month here at Floozees Doozees. If your mother means the world to you, we invite you to join us in an impromptu celebration of mothers everywhere.
And we’d like to thank our moms. While none of us are perfect, for the most part we turned out alright. That’s because of mom. We love you, mom! Sorry about all those grey hairs. But if it’s any consolation, that old mothers’ curse works out just fine. You know the one? “May you have children who are just like you”? Yeah. That one works!