Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex Because…
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Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex Because… – T-Shirt


A funny design that is bound to start some interesting conversations! Can you think of other ways that Trick-or-Treating is better than sex? Here's what we came up with…

  • You're guaranteed to get something in the sack
  • If you wear a Superman suit, no one thinks you're kinky.
  • You don't have to compliment the person who gave you a treat.
  • If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
  • The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some!
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Product Description

PLEASE NOTE: Prices quoted are for the black or white t-shirts that our products are pictured on. If you would like a color other than white or black, we will be happy to order another color for you, but please ask BEFORE ORDERING so we can be sure that we can fulfill your request. In some cases, there may also be an additional fee for special orders.

We answer all questions promptly. Please don’t hesitate to ask for something you want that you don’t see. Thank you for your interest in our T-shirts!

About our T Shirts: We use only 100% pre-shrunk ultra cotton T shirts. Unisex, crew neck.


SM: 19″ wide, 28″ long
MD: 21″ wide, 29″ long
LG: 23″ wide, 30″ long
XL: 24″ wide, 31″ long
2X: 26.5″ wide, 31″ long
3X: 28.5″ wide, 32.5″ long
4X: 29.5″ wide, 33″ long
5X: 31.5″ wide, 34″ long
SLEEP TEE: 30″ wide, 38″ long, 26.25″ sleeves

Estimated ship time: Arrives in 4 – 7 business days U.S.
(International orders please allow for extra transit time)
Ship method: USPS
Will ship to: United States, International

Additional Information

Weight 0.63 lbs

White, Black


Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, 2X, 3X, 4X (+ $2.00), 5X (+ $2.00), Sleep/Beach Tee (OSFA to 4X) (+ $6.00)


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