All across the world this week you could hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth as the news spread that Kristen Stewart had cheated on long-time beau Robert Pattinson. “Egads!” the collective voices declared, “Bella has cheated on Edward!” Since this news story has seemingly trumped such mundane news fare such as the U.S. presidential campaigns and the London Olympics, we had no choice but to declare a clear winner – Kristen Stewart is our Floozee of the Week!
What do you think? Had Kristen earned the award for breaking poor Edward’s… er, Robert’s… heart? Or is she merely doing what millions of other young men and women have done, playing the field and chalking up another example of what will be remembered merely as a youthful indiscretion?
Has the media been too hard on Kristen Stewart? Did anything really happen between her and married director Rupert Sanders? Should she be given a break because of her age? And, most importantly, do you really care?
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, we give you the Floozees Doozees bona fide Floozee of the Week – Kristen Stewart!