Sorry. We understand the allure of the forbidden fruit, but what you’re trying to do is just unacceptable. Frankly, we’re a little offended that you think of us that way. What kind of web site do you think we’re running here? Yes, we know that it’s only kinky the first time, but it’s still forbidden. It’s just too soon. We’re not ready.
Hopefully the links above and in the sidebar will help you get back to the shiny happy places while where people can still look one another in the eye. But if you’d still like to talk to us about this, write us via our Contact Page.
Really… I just… well…
~ Victoria, the head Floozee