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ERROR 501: METHOD NOT IMPLEMENTED

The server has determined that your methods are unsound and refuses to implement them. This is nothing personal. It treats us the same way sometimes. Hopefully the links above and in the sidebar will get you back on the right track. Feel free to write us and complain via our Contact Page. ~ Victoria, the […]

ERROR 500: INTERNAL SERVER ERROR

Okay. We screwed up. Whatever you’re trying to do, it caused a crossing of the streams in our flux capacitor and has, quite frankly, left the server wondering what planet you came from. That’s a big ol’ Error 500! Sorry for the inconvenience. Hopefully the links above and in the sidebar will help you get […]

ERROR 405: METHOD NOT ALLOWED

To paraphrase a great philosopher, “we can’t do that”. Your methods don’t work for us. Whatever you’re up to, you need to go back to the drawing board and figure out a new way of going about it. We’ll wait. Next time, drink more water and less Red Bull. Hopefully the links above and in […]

ERROR 403: FORBIDDEN

Sorry. We understand the allure of the forbidden fruit, but what you’re trying to do is just unacceptable. Frankly, we’re a little offended that you think of us that way. What kind of web site do you think we’re running here? Yes, we know that it’s only kinky the first time, but it’s still forbidden. […]

ERROR 400: BAD REQUEST

You’ve made a bad request, you naughty minx, you. Apparently something went horribly awry with the request that was sent through to the server. And since our server is persnickity, it staged a protest and refused to be involved any further. We’re trying to get it to come out of the bathroom, but you really […]

ERROR 404: FILE NOT FOUND

Sorry, friend. That’s a big ol’ Error 404. We couldn’t find what you’re looking for. It’s possible that it’s moved or has ceased to exist entirely (which happens from time to time in the Universe). Hopefully the links above or in the sidebar can help you get back on the right track. ~ Victoria, the […]

 
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